Status-ul este cea mai usoara si cea mai ieftina modalitate de a transmite un gand bun tuturor celor dragi, starea ta intr-un anumit moment indiferent ca este vorba de parinti, colegi, frati, profesori sau iubiti.

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Statusuri noi in engleza 2012

The only people I need in life are those that really care, Not the ones that use you and treat you unfair.
The sad part isn’t that we never talk, its that we used to talk everyday.
Thinks their kids forgot the name “daddy” because all they hears is “mommy, mommy, mommy”.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
Love is a maze, life is a riddle, and I`m just a little bit caught in the middle.
Confidence is admitting who you are, what you’ve done, and loving yourself for who you’ve become, no matter what others think of you.
You are what I always wanted.
Says “Don’t consider past mistakes regrets, consider them as lessons learned.
There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.
When I get a text from you, I immediately stop whatever I’m doing to read it.
Work for a cause, not for applause. Live life to express, not to impress.
If you just want them to be happy even if it costs you your own happiness. that’s true love.
Do you know why a previous relationship is called EX? It’s not the term for the past. EX is short for EXpired.
NEVER get attached to anyone nor anything, because attachments leads to expectations and expectations leads to disappointments.
Be your self and not what others want you to be.
Off to my land of dreams and fantasies, Good Night and sweet dreams..
You’re the best thing that I have, I mean I had.
I’m usually charming, nice, and well manured, OK for those who really know me you can laugh now..
Don’t you hate when the person you’re Facebook talking never updates anything.
Sometimes it’s easier to smile and pretend you’re happy instead of trying to explain why you’re not…

Statusuri haioase 4

» ” Pentru toate fetele care vor sa-mi stie contu` din banca…..le trebuiesc codu` pin… ”
» ” Vopsesc lampile de la T.V …. poate o sa vad color ! ”
» ” Smile ! Life’s good ! ”
» ” Pentru unii bunul simt dauneaza grav sanatatii, motiv pentru care refuza sa aiba asa ceva… ”
» ” Astazi… am aflat ce e Iubirea :X …..MAINE….. afli tu ce-i despartirea… ”
» ” Consumul execesiv de fasole dauneaza grav sanatatii celor din jurul tau… ”
» ” Dovada vie ca sex-ul slabeste ! ”
» ” Sanatate si virtute… hai noroc s`avem ce f**e ! ”
» ” In 18oo Dracula sugea sangele virginelor… in 2oo7 a murit de foame ! ”
» ” M-am sculat cu fata la cerceaf asa ca nu ma intoarce ! ”
» ” Stiu ca nu stiu nimic… deci stiu ceva ! ”
» ” Draga esti de milioane…i-a 50.000 si dute… ”
» ” M-am trezit luni si m-am gandit marti sa ma duc miercuri la lucru, dar cand am vazut joi ca vine vineri… m-am gandit ca ce sa caut io sambata la lucru cand duminica e zi libera ?! ”
» ” Du-te tare vino lent ji mai zici ca n-am talent !? ”
» ” Alti numara cate stele is, da io cate nu-s… ”
» ” De ce sa bei si sa conduci cand poti sa fumezi si sa zbori !!! ”
» ” Ghinionul vostru, bulanul nostru… ”
» ” Viatza-i plina de kkt shi eu sunt plin de viatza !!! ”
» ” Toata viata am iubit femeia in slip… ”
» ” La o zgura de aer ! ”
» ” Notre poule dans votre cour… ”
» ” Caut cu lumanarea… gasesc aproape orice ! ”
» ” La munca, in chilotzi ?! ”
» ” N-am nici o problema cu alcoolul ?! beau, ma imbat, cad pe jos… nici-o problema ! ”
» ” Ne racorim cu o Cola??? dupa sex… ”
» ” Daca ai putza mai bine l-ai cauta pe Gutza… ”
» ” Dus….. peste 7 mari, 7 tari, 7 ape, 7 continente, 7 munti, 7 dealuri, 7 campii, 7 movile, 7 crevase, 7 lacuri, 7 izvoare, 7 pajisti, 7 orase, 7 cartiere, 7 blocuri, unde nici buzz-urile nu ajung… ”
» ” Daca femeia ar fi buna la ceva, si Dumnezeu ar avea una… ”
» ” Cine vrea plictiseala??…. o da u pe gratis ! ”
» ” Mama prostilor……. e mereu gravida ! ”
» ” I`m the best so fuck the rest ! ”
» ” Si marmota invelea marijuana in lenjerie intima sa poata trece granita… ”
» ” Ce faci dom’ne?? Uite bine, absoult nimic ! ”
» ” Merg pe gard, ma tin de drum, dau cu caini in bolovani, sa ma apar de dusmani… ”
» ” When I go la brat cu tine Ma simt very magulit Caci are looking toti la mine Oh, I`m so, so fericit. ”
» ” I can`t to sleep azi`noapte Si`am stat sa learn ceva From cartea de engleza Sa`ti tell iubirea mea… ”
» ” You are totul pentru mine And i want sa ne iubim Dar it`s difficult vezi bine Caci we nu ne potrivim… ”
» ” Te-ai gasit sa ma`ntelegi! Vad ca dear te iubesc Understand i love you draga Cum naiba sa`ti mai vorbesc? ”
» ” Ah, ar fi atat de bine But you see nu`i chiar asa Caci eu speak what i can spune, Dar mai zi si tu ceva… ”
» ” TBC = Tutunul Bucuria Copiilor ! ”
» ” CMF = cand ma f**i ! ”
» ” NPC = nu port chiloti ! ”
» ” LOL = la o laba ! ”
» ” PLM = plecat la magazin ! ”
» ” FMM = frate mersi mult ! ”
» ” STF = sa-ti traiasca familia ! ”
» ” Drujba Ileana : Taie lemne, bate cuie, f*te`n cur si da si mu*e ) =)) ”
» ” Aaaaaam p********la maaaaaareeeeee… ”
» ” Daca as avea SuperGlue… as lipi ID`ul tau cu al meu… sa fim impreuna si pe net ! “
» ” Tanar , chipes , cu bani multi , mashina scumpa caut status… ”
» ” Viata e atat de oribila… de cand te cunosc… ”
» ” La voi inspiratia e ca ciclul… vine o data pe luna ! ”
» ” ATENTIE daunez grav sanatatii ! ”
» ” Sunt 2 tipuri de oameni: Eu si cei cei care vor sa ajunga la fel ca mine! ”
» ” Femeia ta sta langa tine din lipsa de imaginatie ! ”
» ” Angajez personal in domeniul Felatii cu Publicul, rog seriozitate… ”
» ” Femeia e o comoara…. de aia trebuie ingropata ! ”
» ” O oaie…. doua oi…. trei oi….uite si magarul! ”
» ” Hai…………..Hai sa………….Hai sa ne…………..Hai sa ne f………..Hai sa ne fu……………Hai sa ne furam timp pentru o cafea… ”
» ” Ceea ce se afla in stanga acestui status se numeste barbatul ideal… ”
» ” Am un cap perfect patrat ! ”
» ” Am zdrobit un soricel, seara pe perete si din burta de la el am mancat spaghete… ”
» ” Bei un ou cu sefu` garii?? ”
» ” O sa mori bah putza ascultandu`l pe gutza…”
» ” Ai fost alaturi de mine cand m`am imbolnavit… Ai fost alaturi de mine cand mi`au furat hotii portofelul… Ai fost alaturi de mine cand mi`am busit masina… Mai plimbate`te! Imi porti ghinion!!! ”
» ” Ti`ai facut operatie estetica cumva? Caci am vazut azi la fereastra un cap de castravete in loc de cartof cum eram obisnuita… ”

Statusuri de dragoste in engleza

Theme words are my own..From my heart : I love you,I love you,I love you,I love you
Breathless kisses,burning touches,soft-spoken words of love urgently spoken words of passion.
LA man and a woman,one complete love since time began predestined to be as one.
We’ve been together before,in other lifetimes,we’ve fought dragons,and have been torn from each others arms yet our love prevailed.
We’ve walked on this earth many times together,perhaps for a moment,perhaps for years but our heart is one heart and we were meant to be.
So when our time on earth,once again comes to a close have no worries my dear for we will find each other again,and again and again.
A special world for you and me,a special bond one cannot see,it wraps us up in its cocoon and holds us fiercely in its womb.
Its fingers spread like fine spun gold,gently nestling us to the fold like silken thread it holds us fast and bonds like this are meant to last.
Love is the greatest feeling,love is like a play,love is what I feel for you,each and every day,love is like a smile,love is like a song,love is a great emotion,that keeps us going strong,I love you with my heart,my body and my soul,I love the way I keep loving,like a love I can’t control,so remember when your eyes meet mine,I love you with all my heart,and I have poured my entire soul into you,right from the very start.
What a grand thing, to be loved! What a grander thing still, to love!
Love comforteth like sunshine after rain.

Statusuri engleza

A faithful friend is hard to find;remember man and keep in mind…
Just say no to marriage !!!
A smile doesn’t cost anything …
A bad workman always blames his tools!
I hate life and life hates me !
I welcome death.
Breathless kisses , burning touches,soft-spoken words of love urgently spoken words of passion!
Don’t be sad ,don’t be blue…Frankenstein was ugly too.
Always imitate the behavior of the winners when you los!
I see angles in the sky , I’ve seen snow falling in July.
A friend in need i t’s a frienf indeed!
Out of my mind;back in five minutes!
Theme words are my own:From my heart : I love you,I love you,and I love you !
We’ve walked on this earth many times together;perhaps for a moment;perhaps for years but our heart is one heart and we were meant to be.
We’ve been together before,in other lifetimes,we’ve fought dragons,and have been torn from each others arms yet our love prevailed…
Breathless kisses ,burning touches ,soft-spoken words of love urgently spoken words of passion…
A man and a woman,one complete love since time began predestined to be as one!
Be optimistic, all the people you hate are going to eventually die smile.
Love is like google, you have to go trough a lot of spam before you find what you’re looking for.
Same shit….diferent day!!!!It’s all about you …
I can’t be with you So all I will do is sleep.Please don’t wake me up from this dream for it’s all of you that I can keep..
As I lay in my bed looking at the sky I thought ‘Were the heck did my ceiling go?!?
This is a sad and funny away message. The sad thing is you’re:)
IMing me expecting me to read your message and return. The funny thing:P
Is that I’m at my computer desk laughing the whole thing up right now.
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