Status-ul este cea mai usoara si cea mai ieftina modalitate de a transmite un gand bun tuturor celor dragi, starea ta intr-un anumit moment indiferent ca este vorba de parinti, colegi, frati, profesori sau iubiti.

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Statusuri prietenie 2

-If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn’t jump with them, I’d be at the bottom to catch them.
-Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don’t say.
-Doar pentru ca cineva nu te iubeste asa cum vrei tu, nu inseamna ca nu te iubeste cu toata fiinta sa.
-Love is not something you can run away from. It’s something you have to stand up to and realize there is no more running.
-Sometimes you just got to be strong. It may hurt and you may shed a few tears, but every thing’s going to be alright.
-I don’t miss him, I miss who I thought he was.
-Everyone tells me I should forget about you, you don’t deserve me. They’re right, you don’t deserve me, but I deserve you.
-I miss you a little, I guess you could say, a little too much, a little too often, and a little more each day.
-You may not love me today, tomorrow, or ever, but I will love you until it kills me, and, even then, you’ll be in my heart.
-Sometimes the person you really need is the one you didn’t think you wanted.
-It’s hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does.
-I thought when love for you died, I should die.It’s dead. Alone, most strangely, I live on.
-God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces.
-Nothing hurts more than realizing he meant everything to you, but you meant nothing to him.
-When I see you smile and know that it is not for me, that is when I will miss you the most.
-Love is like the truth, sometimes it prevails, sometimes it hurts.
-Where there is love, there is pain.
-Love hurts more than hate.
-Trust is like an eraser, it gets smaller and smaller after every mistake.
-When you hold me in your arms, I wish time would stand still forever.
-It`s not that I don’t love you, it’s that I finally realized you never loved me.
-Cu cat regula e mai stricta, cu atat capul care a conceput-o e mai prost.
-Singurul lucru mai rau decat sa fii vorbit pe la spate este acela sa fii ignorat total.
-Daca astepti momentul potrivit, te intrec altii care nu-l asteapta.
-Un prost care nu spune nici un cuvant nu se deosebeste de un savant care tace.
-Hope is not a dream but a way of making dreams become reality.
-Ma pot increde mai mult in dusmani cinstiti decat in prieteni falsi.
-Dusmanii se recruteaza dintre prieteni.
-Gaura unui ac de cusut este suficienta pentru doi prieteni adevarati.
-Daca toti oamenii ar sti ce spun ceilalti despre ei, n-ar mai exista in lume nici macar patru prieteni.
Don’t say “Worse than this it can’t be”. You’ll see life can prove you the opposite.

● Aminteste-ti cu drag ziua de ieri. Gandeste-te la posibilitatile zilei de maine. Traieste ziua de astazi la maxim!

● Daca vrei sa fii fericit o clipa, razbuna-te. Daca vrei sa fii fericit o viata, iarta.

● Nu merita sa plangi pentru nimeni, iar cei care merita nu te vor face sa plangi.

● Daca stii sa vezi ceva bun in fiecare om, aproape toti vor sfarsi prin a vedea ceva bun si in tine.

● Iubirea a fost inventata de nebuni si de poeti.

● Adevarul marunt se exprima prin vorbe, adevarul mare se exprima prin tacere.

● My heart and I lie small upon the earth like a grain of throbbing sand.

Status Plugusorul

Aho, aho, prieten bun
Care stai pe mess acum
I-a opreste-te din scris
Si-asculta ce-am de zis
Chiar de esti cu DND
BE RIGHT BACK sau NMD
Sper sa nu imi dai ignore
Ca iti spun un plugusor
N-am intrat sa te stresez
Am intrat sa iti urez
LA MULTI ANI si fericire
Liste de id-uri pline! CRACIUN FERICIT!!!
Sarbatori Fericite!!!!!

Statusuri trasnite

fac baie, a mai trecut 3 luni.. .
O noua serie de niste super statusuri smechere numai pe acest blog. Daca vreti sa va distrati, cititi urmatoarele statusuri smekere:
Alcoolul omoara incet incet……nu conteaza, nu ma grabesc. .
Membru al asociatiei nationale “darma-s-ar scolile” .
join the dark side…. we have cookies .
Nu beau, nu fumez, ma scol la 6 in fiecare zi, ma culc la 10, nu-mi insel nevasta…. da’ si cand ies din puscarie .
in 1800 dracula bea sangele viginelor….in 2005 a murit d foamae…. .
Le doresc la toti dusmanii mei 3 masini in fatza casei: Salvarea, Politia si Pompierii!!! .
Nimeni nu moare virgin…viatza ne fute pe totzi!! .
wey care o pus ‘u’langa’i’ pe tastatura k am vrut sa-i scriu la una misto shi ma scris muisto .
Prea dulce ca sa fiu light .
Te-am intalnit in cimitir,aveai pe piept un trandafir,din ochi iesea un viermisor,aveai in spate un topor!:)) .
Este bine sa lasi bautura….insa rau este sa uiti unde ai lasat-o. .
DND…..ca…..BRB .
Nu invatza niciodata un porc sa cante , pierzi vremea si mai enervezi si porcul .
Daca o pasarica ti-a soptit ceva…..atunci inseamna ca ai inebunitpentru ca pasarelele nu vorbesc .
I’m on a sea-food diet. When i see food, i eat it. .
Vrei sa simti respiratia gura la gura a celui de langa tine ? Vrei sa te simti atins si mangaiat de celalalt ? Ia autobuzul .
femeile sunt ca locurile de parcare…alea bune sunt ocupate iar alea libere sunt pentru handicapati :> .
Sibiu, capitala culturala europeana, saluta provincia bucuresti! .
sunt o mica finete invidiata de multe zdrente
dnd . .caut acul in carul cu prosti . .!brb cand gasesc unul
catSeLush cU` paLu` cLtS..
te`am muShcat de poponetS..:x
Fite gesturi si tupeu
Asta talentu` meu
Pe ecran da fb
O printesa asha ca mn…!
Stiu sa`nvart totul in lok
Dobor prostii dintr`un fok
Sunt o diva shmechera
Hai fa paji si gura mik!!
Let’s talk about rights and lefts…you’re right, I left
Invisible..pentru idiotii cu intrebari stupide…
daca ti-e foame – mananca sare : o sa-ti fie sete !
La pescuit…Nu deranjati si nu dati BUZZ cã-mi speriati pestii
Beau bere… sã-l fac spritz pe Jack Daniels
eu nu sufãr de nebunie… mã bucur de ea in fiecare minut
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tai lemne
stau si ma-ncalzesc la gura frigiderului
MULG VACA
My doctor never told me I was crazy … I had to hear it from the fish
Adevarul n-are pretz, de-aia n-am de-ales si-tzi vand minciuni
Sunt perfect sanatos…mi-au spus vocile.
sunt usor de agatzat si cad repede la pat
cine zice ca n-am sentimente…se inseala …le las de fiecare data intr-un prezervativ legat
ma cert cu vecinu
Am avut o noapte ALBA! Sper sa nu am o zi NEAGRA!!!
Stiu ca sunt prost..dar cand ma uit in jur imi revin .
Voi radeti toti de mine ca sunt diferit, iar eu rad de voi ca sunteti toti la fel .
Ultimul care m-a deranjat e inca dat disparut .
Acolo unde dragoste nu e….facem!!!!!!!!!!! .
Munca nu a omorat niciodata pe nimeni……dar de ce sa risc? smekere
invisible (only stupid people can see me) .
if u see me,don’t come to me…if u come,to me don’t talk to me…if u talk to,me don’t kiss me…if u kiss me,don’t fuck me…if u fuck me…
DON’T STOP .
Inteligenta ma urmareste…..dar eu sunt mai rapid .
I was born intelligent! Education ruined me… .
Under My Desk statusuri smechere

Statusuri de dragoste in engleza

Theme words are my own..From my heart : I love you,I love you,I love you,I love you
Breathless kisses,burning touches,soft-spoken words of love urgently spoken words of passion.
LA man and a woman,one complete love since time began predestined to be as one.
We’ve been together before,in other lifetimes,we’ve fought dragons,and have been torn from each others arms yet our love prevailed.
We’ve walked on this earth many times together,perhaps for a moment,perhaps for years but our heart is one heart and we were meant to be.
So when our time on earth,once again comes to a close have no worries my dear for we will find each other again,and again and again.
A special world for you and me,a special bond one cannot see,it wraps us up in its cocoon and holds us fiercely in its womb.
Its fingers spread like fine spun gold,gently nestling us to the fold like silken thread it holds us fast and bonds like this are meant to last.
Love is the greatest feeling,love is like a play,love is what I feel for you,each and every day,love is like a smile,love is like a song,love is a great emotion,that keeps us going strong,I love you with my heart,my body and my soul,I love the way I keep loving,like a love I can’t control,so remember when your eyes meet mine,I love you with all my heart,and I have poured my entire soul into you,right from the very start.
What a grand thing, to be loved! What a grander thing still, to love!
Love comforteth like sunshine after rain.
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