Status-ul este cea mai usoara si cea mai ieftina modalitate de a transmite un gand bun tuturor celor dragi, starea ta intr-un anumit moment indiferent ca este vorba de parinti, colegi, frati, profesori sau iubiti.

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- Cele mai inteligente creaturi sunt extraterestri, pentru ca ei sunt singurii care nu m-au contactat.
- Planeta e plina…du-te acasa!
- Ma plictisesc rar si niciodata singur.
- M-am gandit la statusul asta toata ziua!
- Baietii au ceva al lor, fenomenal, dar intotdeauna fetele au rolul principal!
- Invisible. only stupid people can see me
- O sperietura buna realizeaza mai mult decat 100 de sfaturi.
- Ca sa întelegi ca esti prost trebuie totusî sa-ti mearga mintea.
- Caut un baiat frumos…sa ma indragostesc, sa ma tina in brate si sa-l falimentez!
- Ma plictisesc rar si niciodata singur.
- O camila poate sa munceasca o zi intreaga fara sea bea, eu pot sa beau o zi intreaga fara sa muncesc.
- Dresez purici!
- Opinia mea nu conteaza…asa ca nu mi-o bag!
- Fac baie, a mai trecut 3 luni…
- Alerg melci!
- Nu am bani de status…i-am cheltuit pe avatar.
- Te iubesc de la distanta, scumpa mea, iubita zdreanta!
- Bogat nu este acela care are cel mai mult, ci acela care se multumeste cu cel mai putin.
- Invisible…pentru idiotii cu intrebari stupide.
- Sunt in calduri, am nevoie de gheata!
- Multi ma cauta, dar la putini raspund…
- Ascult manele…pe invisible!
- Conectat la dragoste…Vrei si tu?
- M-as baga intr-o relatie serioasa, dar nu stiu in a cui…
- Daca amorul e ca mersul pe bicicleta, aratati-mi si mie un barbat cu pedale!
- Atarn ciorapi pe sarma…
- Cea mai des folosita minciuna din lume este: Sunt bine.
- Ai carte?…du-o la anticariat!
- Caut tanar sa intoarca partiturile unei pianiste.
- Sunt copil de banii gata, pentru mine a muncit tata!
- Cine rade la urma inseamna ca nu a inteles gluma
- DND aspir…la o viata mai buna.
- Sunt frumoasa si cocheta si am aer de vedeta.
- Mi-am luat oglinda sa imi vad avatar..
- Ma plimb cu compu pe strada!
- Consumul excesiv de fasole dauneaza grav sanatatii…altora!
- Status under construction.
- Busy… o invat pe buni programare in PHP !

Statusuri noi in engleza 2012

The only people I need in life are those that really care, Not the ones that use you and treat you unfair.
The sad part isn’t that we never talk, its that we used to talk everyday.
Thinks their kids forgot the name “daddy” because all they hears is “mommy, mommy, mommy”.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
Love is a maze, life is a riddle, and I`m just a little bit caught in the middle.
Confidence is admitting who you are, what you’ve done, and loving yourself for who you’ve become, no matter what others think of you.
You are what I always wanted.
Says “Don’t consider past mistakes regrets, consider them as lessons learned.
There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.
When I get a text from you, I immediately stop whatever I’m doing to read it.
Work for a cause, not for applause. Live life to express, not to impress.
If you just want them to be happy even if it costs you your own happiness. that’s true love.
Do you know why a previous relationship is called EX? It’s not the term for the past. EX is short for EXpired.
NEVER get attached to anyone nor anything, because attachments leads to expectations and expectations leads to disappointments.
Be your self and not what others want you to be.
Off to my land of dreams and fantasies, Good Night and sweet dreams..
You’re the best thing that I have, I mean I had.
I’m usually charming, nice, and well manured, OK for those who really know me you can laugh now..
Don’t you hate when the person you’re Facebook talking never updates anything.
Sometimes it’s easier to smile and pretend you’re happy instead of trying to explain why you’re not…


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